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Cat Allergy?

You are not alone if you suffer an allergy to cats. Cat owners may sneer with contempt at your obvious weakness, but for the allergy sufferer, being around a cat can be a serious concern. Have you noticed that most cat owners do not wear black or dark colors (unless their kitty is a dark color)? They never wear corderoy and always tend to wear fluffy sweaters, which on closer inspection, could actually be made from cat hair.

Cat Sense and Nonsense

Here are some fun, feline musings to bring a smile…

After scolding one’s cat, one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.  - Charlotte Gray
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute [...]

Cat Puzzles

Pet quotes to bring you a smile to your heart as you end your week…

“All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.”
~ Samuel Butler

Watch Your Words…

Here’s a pet Joke to end your week with a smile…

Paul, a city feller went to visit a friend’s farm. When he saw a very big beautiful black horse there, he decided that he must own it. He would buy the horse for himself! But Paul could not take the horse home with him…

Light Musings…

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?